Life Inside the Clow Book
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Tue, 20 Feb 2007
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 new owner
hey peeps! i am kara, the new owner of this
site....i hope you all have fun and visit my
other site, evilconsumesall. check out the photos
while you are here...have fun!
Posted 12:15
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23 comments
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Nice job
Kara, you've done a good job with the re-design.
I loved the photos the best, since I don't know
much about Card Captors. So... is Vice City as
addicting as they say?
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yup
thanks....i just did them today.....about 20
minutes ago actually...yes!! it is addicting!! i
have been playing it since my cousin got it when
it first came out...he had a ps2 then....and no,
its not jerry...but i love it!
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hello
why hello there
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hi
hello....my foot hurts....i wish you could get
on today....i.s.s. sucks...i have been there a
lot over the last 3 years....im sorry i got you
into trouble....
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thats okay
Alls well...
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love
ok...cool....i love you! you make me happy....if
im having a bad day, you brighten it up....i
love you baby!
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Love you
well sweet! love you to!
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Hi!
Hey there, I like your pics! Thank you for
sharing! :)
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thanks
thanks yellek... lamar, i love you baby! i know
people are probably getting tired of me saying
that, but oh well....if you dont like it,
tough...i love him, and i want the world to know
it!
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Tired? Nah. Love You!
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Very nice update
The home page is now very glamorous, Kara. I love
how enthusiastic you are about your zoomshare
sites! Bravo...
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thanks
thank you sare! i just figured out how to put
the pictures i have on my computer for my
background....lamar, baby, i love you! i did
this in honor of us.....thank you for being
there for me, and being my baby.....i love you!
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your welcome
your welcome. love you to!
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How goes it?
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it goes
it goes alright....i love you baby.....and for
all you other people out there, i ahve a joke
for you...
Irish Toast
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's
to
spending the rest of me life, between the legs
of me
wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for
the
best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
prize
for the best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ya now. And what was your
toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life,
sitting in church beside me wife"
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's
drinking
buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary"
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit
surprised
meself. You know, he's only been there twice in
the
last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the
other
time... I had to pull him by the ears to make
him come."
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kool site....
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thanks
thank you kayla......are you going to try to be
the 100th poster on my blog? lol.... ^_^
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LO fuckin L man
keep it up with the jokes kara.ur gettin pretty
good at them but not as good as me. here goes,
(took Me a minute)
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go
outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the
boys, they're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few
moments and asked, "If I can find
a smooth one, can I play with him?"
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my jokes r really gonna make u laugh ur asses off
heres another one real quick,T'was the night
before school starts
And all through the place,
Not a smile was seen
On any kid's face.
Our bags were all stuffed
With our notebooks brand new,
And rulers and pencils
With erasers to chew.
Mournfully we
All crawled into bed,
Knowing too well
That the 'good life' was dead.
Then mom came in whistling
And kissed us goodnight,
With a bright cheery voice
That didn't seem right.
The night dragged on slowly
I just couldn't sleep,
For fear that my math teacher
Would be a real creep.
Or maybe a bully
Would give me a shove,
Or even more evil things
Than I could think of.
When from in the next room
There arose such a clamber,
My mom yelled, "I'm FREE!"
"I'm free 'till next summer!"
This must be a plot
By conspiring moms,
Who just want a break
To experience 'calm.'
Oh, must I go through it?!
How can I go on?
I want to escape
Run off to Saigon!
Nine months is too long
To suffer through school
The classes so rough
And teachers who're cruel.
"Come Donald! Come Conner!
Come Henry VanStation!
Come up to the board,
Do your multiplication!"
"And Julie, stop talking!
And Jimmy, wake up!
And Mary, right now,
Don't do your makeup!"
Teachers ever are hounding
They just never quit.
You do something wrong,
They go into a fit.
And so every year
About this same time,
I lie in bed sleepless
And just moan and whine.
Until morning comes,
And I hear my mom say,
"Good luck with your school!
And have a nice day!"

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sorry
u hav to read that last 1 like a ryme,it did show
up right on the blog.i was wanting it to look
like a poem
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lol
those are pretty good......i got another one....
Broke Back Mountain Lady
A successful rancher died and left everything to
his
devoted wife. She was determined to keep the
ranch,
but knew very little about ranching, so she
placed an
ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and
the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no
one else applied she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would
be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
hours
every day and knew a lot about ranching. For
weeks the two of them
worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have
done a really good
job, and the ranch looks great. You
should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
on
Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the
room, he found the
rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
glass of wine, waiting
for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,
ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each
gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned
it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire
light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling
hands did as he was told
and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever
wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"

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ROFL
omg this is a funny blog ..lol i am going to be
here many times but jokes h,,, how about this
one
Man:Have I seen you some place else before?
Woman:Yes, I am the receptionist at the VD
clinic.
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i dont get it.....and if you want more jokes,
visit the jokes topic at the top of the blog
page....
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